Thoughts

This is a guide to be the ultimate “Hottie.” The saying goes a tit for a tat, but strangely in today’s modern age it’s more like a boob for a brain. Though “Age of Empires” is like a hot game, the age of bimbos is simply a pathetic shame. It is becoming a social norm to be an idiot and just flaunt your ASSets around to get around the challenges of life.

I guess the guidelines for a “Hottie” has been drawn. You must not be smarter than a chimpanzee, your boobs have to make up for your serious deficiency in intellect, you have no value, moral, ethic or whatsoever. A friend to you is an object to kill some “quality” time. A boyfriend is a showcase toy to you. Oh yeah, I nearly forgot, you must be hypocritical in nature and bear no respect or whatsoever for anyone but your cute self.

Your friendster profile and MSN nicks will read something like “Grow up guys”, “If you’re a backstabber stay the !@#$ from me”. You will advertise your own –mail address with a tag which goes something like “I wanna meet anyone and everyone”, ‘I’m so friendly and love ma friends” on friendster, expecting someone to find you a really cute extrovert who loves making friends and add you. And then, when the poor soul does, what happens? You ignore him, you pretend to be reserved, all to maintain the posh self accomplished hype. Come on dude, which introvert says something like “I wanna meet anyone and everyone.”

If you do any, or all of the above congratulations, you are a HOTTIE.